jail paris hilton.
send her down. bang her up. clap
the derbies on her.
Paris Hilton – does she bring beauty and excitement to the world? Discuss. It won’t take long.
The ubiquitous Paris has been arrested and threatened with forty-five days in chokey. Hoorah! Is there some way we can increase the sentence? She is asking for a pardon because she ‘brings beauty and excitement to the world’.
Moving swiftly on…