There was a serious bout of road rage outside our secret government bunker today for reasons which are not clear. Horn-beeping and shouting gave way to fisticuffs, in which several people were involved, with at least one man running around waving a screwdriver. Subsequently, when the police arrived, people fled the scene and left a car, with doors akimbo, abandoned in the middle of the street.
Our secret personnel were so agitated by this incident that they were incapable of any secret work for the rest of the day, so I left early.
The Ugly One cooked us a superlative Chicken in Black Bean Sauce and we settled down to watch Bonkers Bea being evicted from the Big Brother House.
I felt slightly sorry for her after her interview. She clearly is a little deranged.