Tuesday, 8 September 2009

Friday 4 September 2009

As the Ugly One forgot to switch on the slo-cooker before he left for work, we could not have his promised Italian sausage and bean casserole, so I had to pick up some pasta instead.
Big Brother Ten finally finished with a surprise win by Sophie, the likeable but gormless blonde.
The BB psychologist was pulling no punches with her rapier-like insight.
‘As this year,’ she pronounced, ‘Big Brother had contestants who were more attractive and more intelligent than in previous years, David had to work hard to win his place in the final,’ because, presumably, he is so ugly and stupid.

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