It transpires that the cretin-like operatic star of the Go Compare ads has a name; Gio Compario. Oh, what genius! Can you see what they’ve done, readers? They’ve taken the name of their company and turned it into a pseudo Italian name, the very sort of name that a cretin-like operatic singer may actually possess.
I sincerely hope that the originator of such peerless brilliance is recognised with some sort of award, one for originality and freshness. I can’t believe how funny this idea is. My pants are literally awash with chuckle-induced urine.
I may drown, seriously.