I had one of my rare days off today from the secret government bunker, and went in to an ‘adult shop’ which had appeared unaccountably in Paddington. I wasn’t planning to buy anything. I was just curious as to what sort of things might be on sale.
DVD porn titles are getting no better. The other week, in the Celebrity Sauna, I was treated to the sight of a DVD called ‘Chinese C**k Sucking Soldier Boys’
I had thought the shop could not better this but as soon as I walked in I was greeted with the sight of ‘Even Grandma Loves Black C**k’.
I imagine she does. You don’t get that sort of thing in HMV.