The X-Factor is all over for another year, for which I’m quietly grateful, since it means that the secret government bunker operatives will have to find a new topic of discussion.
The Sun today is proclaiming that the winner, Geordie Jo McElderry, is a raving heterosexual. This has come as something of a shock to me. I hadn’t realised that my Gaydar was so askew. How could I have been so wrong?