Thursday, 17 April 2008

Wednesday 16 April 2008

a new computer
like a new relationship
fun but no comfort.

‘The Apprentice’ was very disappointing this evening as Sir Sid James fired Simon, the cute soldier who has, so he tells us, an IQ of 170. This did not stop him from confusing the words abdicate and abrogate. ‘I’m not abdicating my responsibilities!’ he said, at least twice. I’m sure Raef would have corrected him, had he heard, as despite his Mr Whippy hairstyle he no doubt has an IQ of 583.
Having said that, he is the man who wrote in his CV ‘I have faced death in the face many times.’
I suspect Claire is evil and entered the show on a mission from Satan.

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